June 2012
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r0binmansions:
First Katy decided to take a break, then Adele gets knocked up, it’s like Jesus has laid down the perfect path for Gaga to take over the world again.
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adele is pregnant
me: wat
my mom: wat
my dad: wat
my best friend: wat
the dog: wat
oprah: wat
obama: wat
cinderella: wat
anne frank: wat
jesus: wat
the world: wat
satan: wat
the father: wat
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20 Day Handwriting Challenge
heckyeahtumblrchallenges:
Day 1-Handwrite your full name.
Day 2-Handwrite your Tumblr url.
Day 3-Handwrite your tumblr headline.
Day 4-Handwrite your favorite quote.
Day 5-Handwrite your best friend’s name.
Day 6-Handwrite your crush’s name.
Day 7-Handwrite your three favorite songs of all time.
Day 8-Handwrite whatever you want with a black pen in capitals.
Day 9-Handwrite your favorite...
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I need new friends. All I want to do is get dressed up and go out and flirt with boys. Is that too much to fucking ask?
buttgenie:
i get really emotional when hot people follow me
THX FOR TAKING CARE OF ME OBAMA
brofisting:
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alfonymous:
row row row ur boat gently into hell
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How To be A Heartbreaker
Lana: Hey girls, I just released my new video, wanna add something so they could freak out and die
Marina: SURE!, let me leak How to be a Heartbreaker.
Gaga: Oh, and let me play a new song, they will love this for sure.
Lana: lol
Marina: lol
Gaga: lol
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Catch me riding like a bitch got the 6:45
Catch me riding with my bitch, uh, long hair
Lana that’s my bitch, uh
You can tell by the swagger and the lips, uh
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fameismyfelony replied to your post: Honestly Lady Gaga has been the only artist to…
one time Dark Paradise gave me chills
That song is amazing too omfg it’s so beautiful. But like I’m all nervous and shaky and I only ever get like this over Gaga. Like I seriously don’t know whats going on??? Excuse my weirdness.
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Honestly Lady Gaga has been the only artist to give me chills. But now Lana did with National Anthem. Like I don’t know what I’m feeling??????
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I can’t fucking stop watching National Anthem. She is so perfect.
donnacabonna:
making a typo when you are arguing with someone
offendpoppunk:
are you from tennessee cause you should just go back
Blue Jeans is so fucking perfect
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